I peel the undies from my rump.
It’s time to release an epic dump!

It falls heavy to the water below…
To a place only gross things go.

Without much splash, the package sinks.
Though the air above is fetid and stinks.

My gawd! Somehow the stench increases!
Like a carcass washed up on the beaches!

I flush and then flee this terrible scene.
Regrettably forgetting to wipe my bean!