Layers of Filth
In the bowl lies a stinky slurry. Made from yesterday’s rancid curry. But before then it was murky meat pie. …
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An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
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Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
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Not Enough Shitters
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
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Anacondung
The inner Mr. Whippy is curled inside my gut. In a moment it will uncoil and spew out from my …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Pile-up on The South Poopway
There was a traffic jam from deep within. A massive pile-up waiting for the fecal bin. No matter how hard …
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Doodoo Destruction
Here’s a tale of doodoo destruction. A time of mega pants eruption. The moment of touchdown, something wasn’t right. The …
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Between The Pipes
It’s been a while between the pipes. A blockage so big, I need more wipes. First round was easy, just …
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Phantom of The Poopera
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
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Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
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Post-Lunch Rumbles
I’ve got the post-lunch rumbles. Gradually my willpower crumbles. Holding it in with all my might. But the brown must …
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Cake. Gas. Death.
Baking cakes on the porcelain throne. I release a cream filled groan. The first slice hits. Stench is the pits. …
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Anoos The Wise
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …
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Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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Slavin’ Away
I’m stuck in a dead end like this compacted stool. I’ve been putting this off like a damned fool. It’s …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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