Heat Seeking Missile
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
Pure Pooetry
Heavy Shattin’
It seems like an age since we’ve written. But I can assure you we’re still shittin’. In fact, a wafting …
Pure Pooetry
Turned To Darkness – Part III
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
Pure Pooetry
Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
Pure Pooetry
A Sickening Sight
I peered into the bowl after a heinous outing. What I saw left my mind doubting. Was I responsible for …
Pure Pooetry
The Scent of Fear
A colossal exodus from my bunghole… In just one go has filled the bowl. But the rancid stink, so rich …
Pure Pooetry
A Whale of a Time
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
Pure Pooetry
Caught in a Stinky Trap!
I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid! Locked in a room where a stink was delivered! Woe is me, I’ve …
Pure Pooetry
Packing Heat
Down south, I’m packing heat. Getting ready to fire from my seat. An itchy trigger to fire the sludge. Gotta …
Pure Pooetry
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Pure Pooetry
Custard Fart
PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …
Pure Pooetry
Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
Pure Pooetry
Kitty Litter Pineapple Fritter
I just caught a glimpse of the kitties litter. Their poop glistened like a pineapple fritter. But it certainly didn’t …
Pure Pooetry
A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
Pure Pooetry
New Flavour
I sense a certain feeling, a sense of foreboding. Somewhere in my gut, something needs unloading. There’s a steamy stink …
Pure Pooetry
The Meatiest Shit
Leaving me now is last night’s dinner. It was a spectacular feast, a real winner. Cooked to perfection, a meaty …
Pure Pooetry
