A Coke of a Problem

Something like a propane tank just came out my ass. Never in my life before have I passed such a mass.

Perhaps I’m being dramatic and it was the size of a bottle of coke. The exact dimensions of the 600ml and that is not a joke.

The wide part came out first and tore my coight apart. Then came the narrow end followed by some shart.

I’m quite surprised it smells like flowers. I could probably sit here for hours.

But unfortunately the time has come. The sad time of the flush and run.

Pure Pooetry

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