My Disapoopment

I was looking forward to my session when suddenly a turtle head beckoned.

I sat down on the throne and was ready for action but my deuce you see it had no traction.

It exploded out and covered the bowl, the stink was terrible like a cheesy mold.

I was disappointed with this explosion, I wanted a solid not porcelain erosion.

But happily enough I had a clean wipe, very uncommon with this kind of shite.

Pure Pooetry

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