A Sloppy Cough
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
There’s no such thing as a Chocolate Slurpee. Only a backdoor vomit and burpy. It’s not a cool treat on …
In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep. I detected a stench that stealthily did creep. It worked …
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
Oh good grief! I see a stain… It’s on my jocks, not the porce-lain. I don’t know how this could …
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …