A Pooetry Collabpooration: Lockdown in The Dumps
This is a pooetry collabpooration between Shizhard Wizard and Papa Poosepi! Wear a mask, use your homebase. Do not share …
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Undies in a Bunch
I’m perched on the porcelain, slumped in a hunch. Trying to poop but my undies are in a bunch. I …
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The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
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High Tech Turds
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
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I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
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Bronze Finger
He’s the man with the mushy touch. His finger slipped just a bit too much. While wiping to escape the …
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On Halloween Night They Come
It’s the time of year for ghastly ghouls… Tricks and treats and scary stools. It’s already Halloween can you imagine? …
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Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
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Bestial Bog Redux: The Poossession
My butt has been poosessed by a foul beast. It’s back there, lurking in my rear crease. It has been stinking …
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Fowler Brand
There’s a brand of porcelain named Fowler. Made specifically to contain the goo of sour. But when it gets clogged …
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Horrific and Hefty
A horrific brewing of enormous scale… The sickness inside had left me pale. The time of departure had arrived. Like …
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Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
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Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
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War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
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Prayer to The God of Poo
Oh stinky brown god, hear my poo-prayer. Long into the toilet bowl do I stare. My doodoo-devotion is only for …
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Stroppy Ploppy
I’m feeling angry. I’m enduring a bit of rage. So I make a fist and empty my poo cage. But …
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Trent The Crazy Fisherman
I know a weird guy named Trent. His shit comes out all bent. Although he tries to straighten it out. …
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The Circle of Life
My undies feel a bit wet. So naturally I start to fret. I decide to take a quick dump. And …
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