A horrific brewing of enormous scale…
The sickness inside had left me pale.
The time of departure had arrived.
Like an undead beast, newly revived.
Berthed ashore, a brown beached whale.

I had to reach quite far back…
To erase this horror from my crack.
I wiped this shite into oblivion.
The gunk was dark like obsidian.
I was left slouched like a hunchback.

Weakly I flushed the hefty heap.
Swirling, gurgling to a watery keep.
Banished to the dimension of doo.
Return never, you stinky brown glue.
And where all turds eternally sleep.