Some people have a fear of scat.
It’s quite irrational to be like that.

A stain on the porcelain makes their skin crawl.
It’s not like a framed doodie hanging on the wall.

Toughen up princess, everyone does turds.
These shitty rhymes you’ve surely heard.

We all drop loads of brown waste.
It’s not an option for those without taste.

“Make sure you scrub away your brown goo!”
Why?, is the royal family is inspecting the loo!?!

Pure Pooetry

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