Oh stinky brown god, hear my poo-prayer.
Long into the toilet bowl do I stare.

My doodoo-devotion is only for you.
Like my single brown eye, it weeps true.

For I’ve been a fecally-faithful believer.
And you’ve been my stubborn-poo heaver.

I ask that you smite-shite my foes.
And spare me any rough wiping woes.

May my turds have safe passage…
Though they reek of bacon and cabbage.

I’ll get all my shit together when reincarnated…
United in Heaven with all the nuggets I donated!