Thy Fart is Turder
A distorted trumpet sounds off a toot… A weak brown oozes instead of shoots. An emo screech begins to wail… …
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A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
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The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
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Fanning The Flames
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
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Musical Stools
My dangler dropped, my dangler did fall. A splash was heard throughout the stall. Then came the sound of a …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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Custard Fart
PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …
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The Wind and Brass Section
A trumpeting start… To this huge shart. No, it wasn’t in bed… Nor in your head. It was a loud …
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Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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Kitty Litter Pineapple Fritter
I just caught a glimpse of the kitties litter. Their poop glistened like a pineapple fritter. But it certainly didn’t …
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Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
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Farter’s Day
Today is Farter’s Day down under. All Dads release the brown thunder! Celebrate with a trumpeting toot. Inside there brews …
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Crazy Craps
I have a friend who I suspect is insane. He loves to fill his pants with brown rain. Even when …
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New Flavour
I sense a certain feeling, a sense of foreboding. Somewhere in my gut, something needs unloading. There’s a steamy stink …
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Bearing Fruit
Coming this summer to a toilet near you… The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo. Three brave pooets set …
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Baked Beans
Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you poop! Watch me shoot from my fleshy hoop! …
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