Too Hot To Poop
Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot. 34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot. What we need is …
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Offensive Stink
Such an offensive stink. Just left my hole of pink. It was in no way a warning. Cos I’d already …
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Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
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The Monday Glory
The stink of my deuce filled the air, I didn’t mind nor did I care. It’s Monday you see, an …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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Gangtsa Shit
Shizhard Wizard is right, what the hell is going on? We used to write on the daily, dropping killa fecal …
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From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
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Fecal Demise
This turd has met with it’s fecal demise! The pooping was good but the stink I despise! I swear on …
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Royal Treatment
I sat down and closed my eyes. Bracing myself for a fecal surprise. Was it going to be big or …
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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Deafening Shout
With a deafening shout, my poo did sprout. It’s enormity in size, my anus’ demise. With its foul stink, my …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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