The stinkiest of shits I have just done.
Such a revolting stench leaving my bum.
I don’t know how and I don’t know why…
But I fear this dump will kill this guy.
The source of its fuel, long since forgotten.
And now exists as something putrid and rotten.
Actually, twas a pizza of ingredients extraordinaire.
But now has polluted my precious breathing air.
I cough and splutter, from fumes of brown butter…
And my corpse won’t be able to press the flusher.