The stinkiest of shits I have just done.
Such a revolting stench leaving my bum.

I don’t know how and I don’t know why…
But I fear this dump will kill this guy.

The source of its fuel, long since forgotten.
And now exists as something putrid and rotten.

Actually, twas a pizza of ingredients extraordinaire.
But now has polluted my precious breathing air.

I cough and splutter, from fumes of brown butter…
And my corpse won’t be able to press the flusher.