A Slam Dunk
With a loud resounding POOTOHEY… I violently fired a brown gooey. With such a high-speed rectal blast… In a speckled …
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Musical Stools
My dangler dropped, my dangler did fall. A splash was heard throughout the stall. Then came the sound of a …
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Free as a Bird
My knee gave out in the middle of a wipe. Grasping to the side, the wall received a swipe. A …
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Beat The Heat
I’m not enjoying this toilet session. It’s causing me fecal depression. Normally I feel sweat running down my crack. But …
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I Didn’t Make it
Frantic running to a filled up stall. I gotta go now to answer the call. Doubling over in pain up …
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Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
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Poop Plant
What colour does your middle eye blink? Right now mine’s brown, but before it was pink. When the eye opened …
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Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
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I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
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Down in The Dumps
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
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My Fat Ass
My ass is too big for the seat in this stall. Both my flabby cheeks spill over it all. Precariously …
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Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
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Bothered & Hot
This stall is so hot and isn’t fun. It feels like I’m pooing on the sun. The beads of sweat …
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Royal Treatment
I sat down and closed my eyes. Bracing myself for a fecal surprise. Was it going to be big or …
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