I sat down and closed my eyes.
Bracing myself for a fecal surprise.
Was it going to be big or small?
I’d soon find out in the toilet stall.
With low back pressure, it began to slide.
Then a backfire and shot from my hide.
So golden brown it was a poop of kings.
Upon its entry there was even a ping.
Not to mention there was minimal stink.
And like a king I’ll clean up in the sink.