I’m not enjoying this toilet session.
It’s causing me fecal depression.
Normally I feel sweat running down my crack.
But now my bowels are under attack.
Now I’m sitting in a hot, humid room…
Unleashing that which seals my doom.
Our Aussie summer is quite an issue…
Especially when using your toilet tissue.
We get no rain, just plenty of sun.
Unless you’re at the beach it’s no fun.
I need to cool this room but how is the question!
If only I had a cooling fan in my poossession!
An air-conditioned stall! That’s it that’s the plan!
But I must be careful in case shit hits the fan!