The Royal Flush
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
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Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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The Problematic Dangler
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
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Crack of Dawn
At the crack of dawn, an epic dumping. Displacing the water with a solid thumping. Strangely there is hardly a …
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Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
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The Steam at Sheen
I’ll tell you a story and believe me, it’s no lie. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t come out …
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Pooggenheim
There’s a fancy museum, and it’s well known. Mr. Whippy shaped and a brown colour tone. Located in the wonderful …
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Heinous Smearing
Out came a rancid brown slaw. And with it a stink I deplore. This afternoon’s expelling of sour mash… Was …
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Dingleberried Treasure
The extraction of this fecal lump. Left my rectum in quite a slump. Dragging out the dingleberry slug. It had …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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A Whippy and A Drippy
It’s my first poo of the day. It’s completely solid and there is no spray. It quite easily began to …
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Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
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A Not So Solid Plan
A very healthy and chunky deuce, made its way out of my caboose. It took a while but it did …
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