Beat The Heat
I’m not enjoying this toilet session. It’s causing me fecal depression. Normally I feel sweat running down my crack. But …
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Top Deck Surprise
You take a dump as you normally would. But there’s a scent of something not so good. You checked and …
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Torrents of Brown
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
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Epic Long Dumping
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
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The Mass Trumpet Incident
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
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Mission: Souvlaki
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
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Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
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Like Clockwork
I shit once a day to keep my colon clean. I’m quite regular if you know what I mean. I …
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The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
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Pooetry Tag: Part 1
Tag! You’re it. Tagged by a pooem written while I shit. Compose your own wit… And pass it to the …
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Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
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Chocolate Bar: Redux
Again I find myself in the parking lot. I feel a southern growth of choc-a-lot. An alarm goes off on …
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I Didn’t Make it
Frantic running to a filled up stall. I gotta go now to answer the call. Doubling over in pain up …
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Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
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Clear The Air
I am the champion of a long fragrant ooze… How many layers of wipe must I choose? At first, I …
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Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
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