I just took a big, mean, grizzly shit.
The kind that never seems to quit.

You squeeze and clench and try to drop.
But it takes aeons to release the plop.

And all the while your ass is sweating.
Scoffing all that meat, now you’re regretting.

Even though last night’s meal was the tops…
You’ll never be able to excrete these slops!

Pure Pooetry

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