No Stain, No Gain
White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …
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Volcanic Hazard
The throne shined white, whiter than snow… But soon that would change, it would lose its glow. Something was brewing …
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Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Why do people soil the seat? It’s where we sit with planted cheeks. In times of need and in a …
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Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
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The Behind Unwind
The weekend is over and it’s time to unwind. So first thing to do is go plant my behind. I …
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My Fat Ass
My ass is too big for the seat in this stall. Both my flabby cheeks spill over it all. Precariously …
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360° Brown
Like a scene in a movie stuck on repeat… Someone had trouble, there’s sweat on the seat. But the urge …
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Poo Years Resolution
It was the poo years resolution that got me to writing. For I’d been on a break from porcelain smiting. …
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Brown Murky Hell
I actually don’t know what to write anymore. As there is sweat on the seat that I can’t ignore. It’s …
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Corporate Crapper
The toilets at work have fallen into disrepair. Their current state would give you quite a scare. If you’ve read …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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