So I go to the loo and what do I see?
Someone had been right before me.
The seat was still warm and the scent was strong.
I had to use the spray, the air so very wrong.
Their deposit was still laying in its watery grave.
I said my farewells, hit flush and goodbye I waved.
It was too much and put me off my sworn duty.
My butthole closed up and fled back up went my doodie.