Brownly Betrayed
We’ve had quite the cold snap. But suddenly I need to crap. I don’t wanna freeze my cheeks, they’ll get …
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Chilly Session
Bowels are ready but cheeks are timid. If I don’t poop soon, butt will be livid. But the seat is …
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Heavy Brown Rocks
Pull up your socks and drop your jocks, it’s time to drop some heavy brown rocks. The seat may be …
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Meteorite Madness: Part 3
Continued from Part 2! I light the match and drop it into the bowl. Breaking up the brown boulder is …
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Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
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Rumpty Dumpty
I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head. And I just decided to drop a brown egg! From my high …
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Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
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Blast Off!
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
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Firing On All Cylinders!
My ass is firing on all cylinders! Impact is felt by all New Zealanders! This message comes as a stern …
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The Deviant Culprit
Imagine being imprisoned in a tomb… But it’s more like a stinky toilet room. In this room is the stench …
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Packing Heat
Down south, I’m packing heat. Getting ready to fire from my seat. An itchy trigger to fire the sludge. Gotta …
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The Ice Cold Greeting
In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty… Especially when taking a golden brown roasty. Man, do I …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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The Throne of Management
I’ve just discovered the manager’s throne! Such a wonderous facility I’ve never known! There is no comparison, this throne is …
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Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
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