Hot n Shitey
Here’s a pooem because it’s been a while. So enjoy this tale of my steaming pile. Deathly black and rotten …
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To The Moon!
The engines are primed, my bowels are full. To kick off this launch I’ll give my finger a pull. A …
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Special Delivery
I just dropped off a husky delivery. The package oozed out so slippery. I had to use a wee bit …
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Bearing Fruit
Coming this summer to a toilet near you… The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo. Three brave pooets set …
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BOK BOK BOG!
I’ve had chicken dinner three nights in a row. From the rear I’ve had quite the southern flow. And that …
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R.I.P. Rest in Poop
A despicable porcelain left to rot. Still filled with a stinking brown grot. The flusher broken, long in disrepair. Left …
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Call The Poolice
Someone has done it yet again. Stained, this porcelain has no friend. It’s criminal to treat a toilet this way. …
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Manly Shit
I don’t know why and I don’t know how. But a sloppy wet fart I did just now… It came …
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The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Sticky Bomb
I plant this sticky bomb, sneakily and stealthily. I know I’m guilty, I’ve been eating very unhealthily. The bomb goes …
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Friday Floods Once More
I just had an emergency evacuation. The fecal ejected before plantation. I found myself in a right shitty situation. Bowels …
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Doodoo Destruction
Here’s a tale of doodoo destruction. A time of mega pants eruption. The moment of touchdown, something wasn’t right. The …
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Saturday Morning War
It’s time for me to take a ride. Blasting nutty chunks from my hide. Thunderous plops and monsoonal waves. One …
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Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
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Rancid Salami
I grunt out this huge boulder. Such force my cheeks smoulder. Into the bowl the brown rock dives. No water …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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DOA: Dumped On Arrival
Rushed to the porcelain throne. Bust out a poo with a groan. Made the delivery just in time. Any later …
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