A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
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Crazy Craps
I have a friend who I suspect is insane. He loves to fill his pants with brown rain. Even when …
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Saturdays and My Ass
I think I just blew out my anus. With a catastrophic exodus insanous. Three coffees down and my stomach churned. …
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A Southern Itch
I have this itch down below. It’s where hands should never go. This damn itch must be located. Maybe it’s …
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A Brown Eye For A Brown Eye
This revenge shitting is just the start. Next move in their bed I plant a shart. But they have got …
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War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
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After-Grog Bog
That was the cleanest AGB I’ve ever seen. So smooth as it left, no splash no steam. A few moments …
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The Runs Redux
Striking again at the most inconvenient time… The gut-wrenching feeling of impending slime. A fart is the sound of alarm …
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A Stink To End All Stinks
I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …
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Getting Rich
Oh the joys of working a Saturday morn… When a fecal beast decides to spawn. Getting paid to poop is …
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Buy Our Book!
Six months ago a release came from within. Yeah, our book may be small and thin… But it’s filled with …
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New Flavour
I sense a certain feeling, a sense of foreboding. Somewhere in my gut, something needs unloading. There’s a steamy stink …
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Pooggenheim
There’s a fancy museum, and it’s well known. Mr. Whippy shaped and a brown colour tone. Located in the wonderful …
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Don’t Crack The Shits
Sometimes we get frustrated and need to let off steam. The key is not to fill your pants with brown …
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Butt Floss
All day I felt something was not quite right. It was between my cheeks, but it wasn’t shite. I felt …
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The Behind Unwind
The weekend is over and it’s time to unwind. So first thing to do is go plant my behind. I …
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