Here’s a product you don’t wanna know.
It stinks like poop and has a brownish glow.
It’s slimy, thick and hideously goopy.
And strangely resembles my poopie.
It has the consistency of soggy Wheet-Bix.
And smells like a hobo thrown in the mix.
You won’t wanna use it to brush your teeth.
Some sicko made it from his nethers beneath.
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