Don’t Crack The Shits

Sometimes we get frustrated and need to let off steam.
The key is not to fill your pants with brown cream.

So if you are feeling grumpy, I have a solution.
And yes, this involves dropping brown pollution.

Just chug Turbo Lax and then wait for the onset.
A gurgling signals the tidal wave turd threat.

Don’t let anger fester and stew in your own brown juices.
It’s time to expel a multitude of sickening chocolate mousses.

Soon you’ll be spraying away the negative ills.
Be sure to aim that slush toward the landfills.

You’ll feel much calmer like The Zen of Poo Juice.
But be aware cos your bowels may still be loose!

Pure Pooetry

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