Don’t Crack The Shits

Sometimes we all get frustrated and need to let off steam.
But the key is not to fill your pants with your own brown cream.

So if you are feeling grumpy, I have a solution.
And yes, this involves dropping a brown pollution.

Just chug Turbo Lax and wait for the onset.
A gurgling signals the tidal turd wave threat.

Don’t let anger fester and stew in your own brown juices.
It’s time to expel a multitude of sickening chocolate mousses.

Soon you’ll be spraying away the negative ills.
Be sure to aim that slush toward the landfills.

You’ll feel much calmer like The Zen of Poo Juice.
But be aware cos your bowels may still be quite loose!

Pure Pooetry

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