Wretched Fecal Bagel
Here’s yet another sloppy baguette. This fecal pastry reeks of spaghet. Baked to poofection, a caca-culinary masterpiece. With an inner …
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Sloppy Baguette
A disgusting monster used this toilet before me. The grotesque stains make it clear to see. This foul being had …
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Poolitical III: Movers and Shakers
Here come the movers and shakers. They are the sinister bowl breakers. Shattering your rights and fecal freedom. Controlling our …
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The Evening Stink Lingers
I’m at it again, here’s another poo for tonight. I can’t sleep with a lingering stinky fright. The smell told …
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The Evening Bog
Ahhh, the glorious evening bog. After putting in a hard day’s slog. You’ve retired for the day. Now the poo …
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Johnny “Blood in my Stool” Jones
Let me introduce you to a friend of ours. After taking huge dumps he takes bows. His name is Johnny …
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Do The Home Runny
Gut is a whirlwind spinning without end. X-ray of bowels reveals a sickly blend. Churning increases, eruption is at hand. …
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Jake The Snake
There was a man named Jake. Out his butt crawled a little snake. The snake’s head was clean lopped off. …
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Conjuring The Caca
With a wave of my wand and a puff on my pipe. I cast this spell, much like performing a …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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Spicy Chilli Bum Bullets
I start this day with a little spice… As my bum gives warning not once but twice. The time is …
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Socially Awkward
I had to rush to the loo… Because something monstrous began to brew. I could feel it churn from deep …
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Casting The Brown Stones
The pooets back home held fast the pooetry fort. Papa drops loads and The Count provides support. Doodoo Dave has …
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Fountains of Slime
A stench wafts upward from the fountains of slime. I’m aghast knowing the grotesque aroma is mine. It’s fluid yet …
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Double Whammy
I just unloaded a double whammy. Splash soaked my jewelled family. The gross girth of these evil twins. Couldn’t miss …
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Prayer of a Constipated Man
I sit down with my bowl of soup. I pray the lord my hole to poop. If a log it …
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Fecal Folly
A blistering barrage of cabbage carriage. To bacon and eggs, should never make marriage. It results in a relentless and …
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