A disgusting monster used this toilet before me.
The grotesque stains make it clear to see.
This foul being had no manners or etiquette.
Still in the bowl, their sloppy baguette.
Instead of flushing it I decide to take a stand.
Right on their poo I’ll leave my brand!
So I begin my revenge dumping right on theirs.
I’m not sure how, but this’ll settle the affairs.
But it backfires and the two poos become one.
Bonding together, weighing a megaton!
This ultimate doo creates such a putrid dread.
I’d rather be at home shitting my deathbed!