For some advice that is sound.
Drop your shit on safe ground.

It’s easier to dump your load.
When alone in your own abode.

Too far from your own dwelling?
Poohaps your poo-doom is spelling.

But don’t feel doodoo disgrace.
Hold tight for your home base.

Even at a friend’s home residence.
It won’t feel the same eloquence.

So clench hard till you get home.
Then release the brown gnome.

Once the little fecal fella is free.
His friends join him in the shitty sea.