Excrapvation
When you need to go in deep… To wipe out that heinous ex-meat. You consider using the ice cream scoop. …
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The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
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The Greasy Beast
Mexican last night was quite the feast. But now I’m harbouring a monstrous beast. To boot, the gas is far …
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The Calm Before The Storm
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
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Can’t Wipe Lefty
As much as I try, and try as I might… I can only ever wipe with my right. A lefty …
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The Price of Pooping
Why are dunny rolls suddenly worth a bundle? I just need something soft against my grundle. On eBay I saw …
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Accidental Sleaze
I didn’t plan to fart as I blew out a sneeze. And sadly along with it came the rear sleaze. …
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Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
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Three Flushes
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
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Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
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A Barrage of Brown
A barrage of brown, came flooding my town. The torrential downpour was headed southbound. It filled the bowl, and drained …
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The Juice is Loose
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
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Kind of Corny
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …
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Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
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Wait Your Turn
Excuse me but I cannot help you right now. Something urgent has become known to my bowels. I’m very sorry …
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The Sneeze of The Exorcism
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
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Ghastly Goop
The bowl is a void where no life exists. All that will inhabit, a swirly brown mist. So, behold the …
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