Poopoo Pizza
What a horrendous pain inside my gut. I ordered pizza but not from The Hut. It kept me awake for …
Pure Pooetry
Microscopic Mineshaft
The butthole is like an old abandoned mine. Somewhere in there hides prized bronze grime. And in the mineshaft, shiz …
Pure Pooetry
I Didn’t Make it
Frantic running to a filled up stall. I gotta go now to answer the call. Doubling over in pain up …
Pure Pooetry
A Cup of Starbutts
A late night coffee has caused a tussle. My bowel is moving and starting to rustle. Pain is unbearable I …
Pure Pooetry
Shrimp Bogtail
Seated for dinner and much to my delight… I saw before me such a beautiful sight. Seafood as far the …
Pure Pooetry
Flossing The Brown Canyon
I’m sitting here in disbelief. The following event was not brief. At my job, I was doing my work… When …
Pure Pooetry
The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
Pure Pooetry
Caca-Curse
It slips and it slops, it’s a tricky greasy plop. It squirts and hurts, this prickly brown dirt. Now I …
Pure Pooetry
Poosepi’s Bad Choice
There’s just no time to get more paper. I’ll risk what’s there to clean this caper. It’s cold and raining …
Pure Pooetry
A Girthly Birth
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
Pure Pooetry
Survival Futile
I can feel the pain all the way to my teste. Something is brewing, something hefty. A ping of pain …
Pure Pooetry
From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
Pure Pooetry
The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
Pure Pooetry
The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
Pure Pooetry
A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
Pure Pooetry
The Defiler
Such an enormous deuce does await. I’ve pushed so hard I’ve got shakes. I’m in some pain and a lot …
Pure Pooetry
