What a horrendous pain inside my gut.
I ordered pizza but not from The Hut.

It kept me awake for half the night.
Foaming at the mouth and needing to shite.

But the shite didn’t come, only false alarms.
This dreadful pizza came with fecal harm.

Now I’m an hour into my shift at work.
When suddenly my bunghole starts to twerk.

So off I must go… this is my last goodbye.
And my advice, beware of nasty pizza pie.