The Running Marathon
Is this a marathon? I think I’ve got the runs… And believe you me this isn’t at all fun. Within …
Swamp Water
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
Ghastly Goop
The bowl is a void where no life exists. All that will inhabit, a swirly brown mist. So, behold the …
Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
A Frightening Discovery
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
Non-Human Poop
I just located the stinky source… Of a poop with no remorse. It was in the little kitties litter. And …
Chemical Warfare
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
Bestial Bog Redux: The Poossession
My butt has been poosessed by a foul beast. It’s back there, lurking in my rear crease. It has been stinking …
Bowel Beans
These beans that come from the bowel… Have a stink that is most utterly foul. Opening a can of bean …
New Flavour
I sense a certain feeling, a sense of foreboding. Somewhere in my gut, something needs unloading. There’s a steamy stink …
An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
