Big Ol’ Bog!
I sit here on the loo and I ponder… This horrid scent, now I wonder… What on Earth did I …
Pure Pooetry
Doom of The Gurgler!
I just ate four roast beef burgers. Now I’m brewing a monster gurgler. I can feel it stewing in my …
Pure Pooetry
Heat Seeking Missile
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
Pure Pooetry
Cthulhu Shit
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
Pure Pooetry
This Shiz Does Not Care
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
Pure Pooetry
Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
Pure Pooetry
No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
Pure Pooetry
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
Pure Pooetry
The Running Marathon
Is this a marathon? I think I’ve got the runs… And believe you me this isn’t at all fun. Within …
Pure Pooetry
Swamp Water
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
Pure Pooetry
Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
Pure Pooetry
Ghastly Goop
The bowl is a void where no life exists. All that will inhabit, a swirly brown mist. So, behold the …
Pure Pooetry
Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
Pure Pooetry
The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
Pure Pooetry
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Pure Pooetry
Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
Pure Pooetry
A Frightening Discovery
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
Pure Pooetry
Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
Pure Pooetry
