An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
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Stroppy Ploppy
I’m feeling angry. I’m enduring a bit of rage. So I make a fist and empty my poo cage. But …
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Coffee Goes in…
The coffee goes in, toffee comes out. Time to create brown sauerkraut. The stink is rich, the stink is rank. …
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To Doo List
Things get quite busy this time of the year. Without time for pooems I shed a brown tear. To keep …
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Sticky Bomb
I plant this sticky bomb, sneakily and stealthily. I know I’m guilty, I’ve been eating very unhealthily. The bomb goes …
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Stubborn Saturday Glue
Another Saturday morning poo. I’m trying to release brown glue. But the tiled floor is a lil chilly. And the …
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Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
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Back To The Crack
We haven’t poosted a pooem in nearly a week. What can I say, our shits grown too weak. I’d ask …
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Sloppy Jalopy
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
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Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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Mushy Morsel
The stench was so foul, I nearly fainted. The person before me, the porcelain they painted. Shades brown, black and …
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The Fecal Serpent
A long brown jelly snake, left my anus and made the bowl shake. This fearsome creature only seldom seen, from …
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The Pootective
I hadn’t taken a dump all day. Until I got home and began to spray. Such an explosion of terrifying …
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