Poo & E=mc2

I go to the toilet and what do I see?
A long black hair looking at me.

It lay in the bowl off to the side.
A hair like that has nowhere to hide.

I gave a flush and to my dismay,
the hair was still there, it wanted to stay.

It was quite urgent I had to go,
so I primed my coight and screamed “look out below!”

With a mighty explosion, my deuce left its cave.
It also delivered an awesome soundwave.

Like a sonic boom, I heard a pop,
E=mc2 my deuce did drop.

With what remained I could only stare,
the bowl was clean and there was no hair!

Pure Pooetry

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