A long brown jelly snake, left my anus and made the bowl shake.
This fearsome creature only seldom seen, from a time long ago… the time of the dream.
Slithered out its home and into foreign land, it found water but was looking for sand.
It was a ferocious beast and slid quite slow. Such malice in his eyes I’ll have you know.
His skin was so shiny, healthy and slimy. When we made eye contact I screamed COR-BLIMEY!
The sound of the hiss as he slid, can only be rivalled by a car skid.
Not to mention the horrible smell, like a horrible beast straight out of Hell.
It was the stench of death only much worse. Just one whiff will make you curse.
Then with a flush the beast wasn’t seen. But he stained the bowl never to be cleaned.
Where he went I do not know. Perhaps looking for you or that dream time long ago.
This my friends is not a fable. If you happen to see him… do not fear if you’re able.