Tootpaste: Redux
My body is a giant tube of tootpaste. Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced. But I am filled with …
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Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
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Call Upon The Poopie Priest!
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …
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The Shitting of The Damned
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
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Rectal Resignation
I think my inspooration is drained. Bowels feel as if they’re sprained. I can’t come up with a single rhyme… …
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Happy Spew Rear
As we wish you a Happy Spew Rear… I release a fresh chocolate spear. It pierces the water with its …
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Whirlpool Fudge Tunnel
There is no toilet I cannot defile. My aftermath will leave no smile. When I unleash the terrible mixture. The …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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There Goes The Flow
A stink from below has caused a great offence. Time to ooze a chocolate soft serve dispense. But without a …
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Planet Poop
Shizhard Wizard again, exploring the poopy cosmos! I’m searching for worlds to deposit my rear compost! With an “ABRA-CRAP-DABRA!” and …
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Fowler Brand
There’s a brand of porcelain named Fowler. Made specifically to contain the goo of sour. But when it gets clogged …
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Poopsicles
In the air a frosty fecal chill. And the smell of a brown spill. Poopsicles hang from the ceiling. I …
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Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
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Defenders of The Doo
You think you’re safe, but little do you know. You’ve got an evil rectum just about to blow! The fearless …
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Sleuthing Shitting Sloth Returns
Trouble to begin with as I was touching cloth… More trouble ensued as I birthed a mangey sloth. A twist …
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Not Enough Shitters
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
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