Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
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Doodoo Destruction
Here’s a tale of doodoo destruction. A time of mega pants eruption. The moment of touchdown, something wasn’t right. The …
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Painful Brown Birth
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …
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Corporate Crapper
The toilets at work have fallen into disrepair. Their current state would give you quite a scare. If you’ve read …
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Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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