My body is a giant tube of tootpaste.
Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced.

But I am filled with a gooey brown mass.
Unscrew my cap, I’ll ooze from my crevasse.

Give me a squeeze and my insides will flow.
This isn’t a pooduct your dentist will know!

Your teeth should not be brushed with this…
The paste comes from my stinky abyss!