My body is a giant tube of tootpaste.
Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced.
But I am filled with a gooey brown mass.
Unscrew my cap, I’ll ooze from my crevasse.
Give me a squeeze and my insides will flow.
This isn’t a pooduct your dentist will know!
Your teeth should not be brushed with this…
The paste comes from my stinky abyss!
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