Happy Spew Rear

As we wish you a Happy Spew Rear…
I release a fresh chocolate spear.

It pierces the water with its pointy tip.
And felt prickly, I hope nothing ripped.

The splash was enormous like fireworks.
Poseidon’s Kiss is a dirty jerk!

But I’ll celebrate with a loud trumpet.
Brown bubbles flow as I pump it.

I may have dumped too joyfully hard.
Another splashback from the lard!

Cheers to another year done and dusted.
I just pray this porcelain isn’t busted!

Pure Pooetry