As we wish you a Happy Spew Rear…
I release a fresh chocolate spear.
It pierces the water with its pointy tip.
And felt prickly, I hope nothing ripped.
The splash was enormous like fireworks.
Poseidon’s Kiss is a dirty jerk!
But I’ll celebrate with a loud trumpet.
Brown bubbles flow as I pump it.
I may have dumped too joyfully hard.
Another splashback from the lard!
Cheers to another year done and dusted.
I just pray this porcelain isn’t busted!