Dry Doodoo
Today I took a poo that was so dry… Like a thunderstorm, it would crack the sky. No moisture was …
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30th Anniversary of Mt St. Helens
Ass crack bulging with pressure applied. One evil turd waiting on the inside. Out it bursts as all Hell breaks …
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Stinky Brownout
Have you ever taken a scary shite? The kind that makes you scream in fright? Nothing about the following is …
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Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
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Crack of Dawn
At the crack of dawn, an epic dumping. Displacing the water with a solid thumping. Strangely there is hardly a …
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Poop Plant
What colour does your middle eye blink? Right now mine’s brown, but before it was pink. When the eye opened …
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Breaking The Seal
I started the day with a mountain of food. Excessive volumes cos I was in the mood. I just kept …
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Horrific and Hefty
A horrific brewing of enormous scale… The sickness inside had left me pale. The time of departure had arrived. Like …
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A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
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Butt Floss
All day I felt something was not quite right. It was between my cheeks, but it wasn’t shite. I felt …
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An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
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My Fat Ass
My ass is too big for the seat in this stall. Both my flabby cheeks spill over it all. Precariously …
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The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
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Anacondung
The inner Mr. Whippy is curled inside my gut. In a moment it will uncoil and spew out from my …
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Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
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Too Hot To Poop
Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot. 34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot. What we need is …
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