This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula!
Coffee coffee the magical goop.
The more you drink the more you poop.
Aroma is pungent both before and after.
It’s final form creates much laughter.
Abuse it’s power and you’ll get the runs.
Erupting on the loo, it’s not much fun.
A bean so rich it can be quite bitter.
Have too many and you’ll run to the shitter.
A bean so delicious, it’s colour roasted brown.
Have too many and you’ll stink out the town.
The toilets will flow with a horrid brown sheen.
And all will know someone’s had too much caffeine!