A Painful Pooting
No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …
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Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
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Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
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Between The Cheeks
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
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Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
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Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
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Rectal Regret
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
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The Seas of Doodoo Dread
Everyone’s angry cos I’ve been farting up a storm. Do I need to take a dump or is this just …
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Rectal Riptide Wreck
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
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Stinky Ballad
While eating an oily garden salad… My ass trumpeted a stinky ballad. Regarding the scent, I was not a fan. …
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The Mass Trumpet Incident
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
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The Ice Cold Greeting
In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty… Especially when taking a golden brown roasty. Man, do I …
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My Name is Farts Galore
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
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Splurkin’ The Gherkin
I was oozin’ the poodin’… But the squirtin’ was a-hurtin’. So I eased on the squeeze… And clenched my flow …
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The Struggle Within
A squelch between my cheeks meant only one thing. Something was brewing and it resembled chow mein. I tried to …
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Uncorking The Nugget
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
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The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
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