Boulder of Brown
I think my bowels are off. They just let out a cough. Then I birthed a monstrous boulder. And now …
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Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
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A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
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Butt Floss
All day I felt something was not quite right. It was between my cheeks, but it wasn’t shite. I felt …
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The Poo Sync
This pooem is a bit like synchronised swimming. But it’s to do with scat and two butts are singing… You discover …
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Danger Spill Plopinson!
I need somewhere to drop this load. Somewhere like my own abode. But I’m miles away in a foreign land. …
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Brown Batter
I may have accidentally spilled my guts. A loose bowel has given me the spluts. I might have an unexpected …
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Doodoo Damage
I received a sudden tingle in my nose. Then a little rumble in my down belows. No time to hold my …
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Pandora’s Butt
You will be amiss. If you take a big sniff. You will feel aghast. Inhaling this blast. And your innards …
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DOA: Dumped On Arrival
Rushed to the porcelain throne. Bust out a poo with a groan. Made the delivery just in time. Any later …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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Time Warp Toilet
Let’s go for a swirl through time! Just be mindful of the fecal slime. All you need is a few …
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Houston, We Have a Pooblem!
Friday work lunch, a burger from heaven. But the aftereffects, got my bowels a revvin’. I got back to the …
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Enter The Poo Mutant!
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …
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Mutation Pootation
I reared my ugly butt from the ruins, And smelled the god-awful pooin’s. There has been a nuclear warhead of …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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