Pure Pooetry
Uncorking The Nugget
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
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Pooptillion Creature Feature
A Pooptillion creature from the Fecal Dimension… Was causing my bowels some serious tension! This ancient species’ home is the …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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The Big Shattering Trouble
Whoever says size does not matter… Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter. I just released a mighty …
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Stinky Brownout
Have you ever taken a scary shite? The kind that makes you scream in fright? Nothing about the following is …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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No Stain, No Gain
White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …
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The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
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Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
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Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
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Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
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Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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What Goes Up Must Come Down
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
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On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
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Father’s Day: Redux
It’s Farter’s Day for our North American friends! What are the chances they’ve blocked their s-bends? Maybe they’ve plugged them …
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Brown Lantern
I’m sorry to bring you such terrible news. But I just delivered the most heinous of poos. The stench was …
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Winds of Northern Shartness
Once again it’s that time of the year… When I feel a chill against my rear. The porcelain is unforgiving …
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