I’m sorry to bring you such terrible news.
But I just delivered the most heinous of poos.

The stench was so vile I very nearly puked.
By not passing out, it was entirely a fluke.

And the quantity was insanity inducing.
One look and your bowels would be juicing.

And then the most awful of accidents did occur.
My finger slipped, it happened in a brown blur.

Piecing a hole through the thin paper…
My digit now tainted in a horrible flavour.

After scrubbing it clean for what seemed like hours…
I still had the Brown Lantern’s stinky powers!