Blockage of Brown
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
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Runaway Boulder
It’s best to never tempt your fate. Especially regarding your stinky date. But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder! It …
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Channeling The Shitstorm
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
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Stale Stool
Sometimes my doo has a really stale smell. Usually when I haven’t dumped in a spell. And the colour looks …
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The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
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High Tech Turds
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
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Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
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A Hole in My Undies
I have a giant hole in my undies. If I squat you’ll see my grundies. If I bend over, you’ll …
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I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
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Turned To Darkness – Part III
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
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Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
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Best Be Poopared
A snorter might rip, from a weak sphincter grip. And if you stain your pant, don’t throw a tant. It’s …
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Degrees of Roughness
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
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Dreadful Brown Departure
Dude, I badly need to take a shit. My nostrils currently take the hit. Fart after fart I fear the …
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Call Upon The Poopie Priest!
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …
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Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
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A Stench Did Creep
In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep. I detected a stench that stealthily did creep. It worked …
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Letting Off Some Steam
It’s high time I let off some steam. Before my jeans burst at the seam. I’m filled with noxious, angry …
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