It’s best to never tempt your fate.
Especially regarding your stinky date.

But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder!
It comes out hot and even smoulders!

It’s warm and steamy, and quite pungent to boot.
It rolled so easily outta my poopshute!

But there’s more than meets this brown eye…
Believe it or not, this shit is gonna fly!

It takes off smoothly but leaves a slimy streak.
It flies overhead trailed by the reek.

It forms an arc and swishes into the bowl.
“That’s two points!” hollers my butthole.