Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret… But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt. I hadn’t visited the …
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
You think you won, but victory is mine! I blasted away the stubborn brown slime. Foolishly, Australia has voted incorrectly! …
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
I’ll tell you a story and believe me, it’s no lie. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t come out …
I just unloaded a whopping dump. So heavy, it made a loud thump. And when I extracted this meaty corpse. …
On the throne I sat to take a dump… Which blasted out in a magnificent clump. The porcelain cracked and …