It’s criminal what I have to say.
Here’s the verbal diarrhea anyway.

I just love to poop, there I said it!
It’s bliss to drop from your crevice.

I believe it’s the release, the unloading.
A weight is lifted by the anal exploding.

It’s cathartic, majestic, even a delight.
Squeezing out the chunky brown plight.

We all drop loads, this is the truth.
Slug your poops out like Babe Ruth.

Poop with pride, crap with glee!
Shit upside down, or on one knee!

No hidden meaning to this, the message is easy.
I just hope my poo talk doesn’t make you queasy.

Love one another like a brother.
Dump your doodies like no other.